Hetalia lulz; Germay is a Twihard!

[prussianknight]

Because this is crack!headcanon. ♥


SO I was reading this fic with Kayla and this happens.

(7:26:25 PM) iamsylar: GERMANY HAS A GARDEN? OMG YES. I BET HE IMAGINES HE'S BELLA IN THE MEADOW SCENE IN IT.
(7:27:12 PM) rainbowmiku: OH YOU KNOW HE DOES~!!
(7:27:33 PM) iamsylar: OF COURSE.
(7:27:43 PM) rainbowmiku: Like i see him laying on the ground with his Edward action figer xD
(7:27:59 PM) iamsylar: "GILBERT, COME READ EDWARD'S LINES TO ME. IT IS HARD TO PRETEND I AM BELLA WHEN I SAY THEM MYSELF."
(7:28:06 PM) iamsylar: "DUDE WEST NO THAT'S WEIRD."
(7:28:20 PM) iamsylar: "IT'S OKAY I HAVE CARDBOARD EDWARD; I WONT EVEN LOOK AT YOU THIS TIME."
(7:28:29 PM) rainbowmiku: xDDDDDDDD
(7:28:34 PM) iamsylar: "NO MAN, THE FIRST TIME WAS WEIRD ENOUGH. I'M STAYING INSIDE"
(7:28:52 PM) rainbowmiku: THEN YELL THEM TO ME FROMT THE WINDOW~!
(7:28:55 PM) iamsylar: omg hello fucked up headcanon. <3
(7:29:20 PM) iamsylar: "FUCK NO MAN, I DON'T WANT TO YELL THAT SHIT. WHAT IF HUNGARY HEARS ME?"
(7:29:30 PM) iamsylar: "OR FRANCE OR SPAIN."
(7:29:38 PM) iamsylar: "OR OH GOD THAT PUSSY AUSTRIA."
(7:29:51 PM) rainbowmiku: IT IS FOR THE LOVE OF BELLA AND EDWARD~!!!
(7:30:10 PM) iamsylar: WEST, YOU ARE NOT BELLA. YOU ARE A MAN.
(7:31:11 PM) rainbowmiku: *Runs off in tears* YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE LOVE~!!
(7:31:24 PM) rainbowmiku: You know, you should draw this
(7:32:17 PM) iamsylar: DUDE WEST WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. THEY AREN'T IN LOVE; HE FUCKING SPARKLES. IT'S LIKE LOVING A DISCO BALL OR SOME SHIT. EXCEPT MY DISCO BALL IS WAY MORE AWESOME THAN THAT DUDE YOU HAVE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT OF.
(7:32:25 PM) iamsylar: WHICH BY THE WAY WEST, IS WEIRD.
(7:32:43 PM) iamsylar: i really should... i'll have to do lots of weird comics about all this haha
(7:33:26 PM) rainbowmiku: THERE LOVE IS PERFECT~!! YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HAVE WHAT THEY HAVE~!!!!
(7:33:34 PM) rainbowmiku: Oh god I can go on with this
(7:33:35 PM) rainbowmiku: xD
(7:34:01 PM) iamsylar: FUCK NO I DON'T MAN; I'M FUCKING AWESOME. I LOVE BEING ALONE MAN!!
(7:34:13 PM) iamsylar: me too. um keep going I WILL MAKE COMICS ONE DAY hopefully haha
(7:34:54 PM) iamsylar: also this is probably the most fucked up rp-esq stuff I've ever done but i love every second of it
(7:35:24 PM) rainbowmiku: I just would die to see Germany run off in tears to be honest
(7:35:48 PM) iamsylar: he would. and he'd take cardboard edward with him.
(7:36:06 PM) iamsylar: OH CARDBOARD EDWARD; WHY DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THE LOVE BELLA AND YOU HAVE?
(7:36:59 PM) iamsylar: *SOB SOB SOB EINSAMKIIIET* HOW CAN I MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR LOVE IS?
(7:37:55 PM) rainbowmiku: IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE HE IS TEAM JACOB~!!
(7:38:28 PM) iamsylar: THAT MUST BE IT, CARDBOARD EDWARD... I WILL HAVE TO CONVERT HIM. IT IS THE ONLY WAY. HE WILL SEE THE ERROR IN HIS WAYS.
(7:39:20 PM) rainbowmiku: Oh god him talkin to cardboard Edward is really scary, but lulzy
(7:39:21 PM) rainbowmiku: xD
(7:39:57 PM) iamsylar: pfft i meant he was thinking to himself and referencing him but OMG, YES. HE HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM.



notes;
→ My headcanon for Prussia's room, for those who don't know it. Hence the disco ball reference.


No this will never get old. One day I'll grab all my chat logs about this and put them in one big post and it will be beautiful. And public~ ♥